Please God in Heaven Let Bill Frist Win the Republican Nomination:
Because, really, how hard would it be to win against a guy who literally kills kittens:
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Because, really, how hard would it be to win against a guy who literally kills kittens:
"Desperate, obsessed with my work, I visited the various animal shelters in the Boston suburbs, collecting cats, taking them home, treating them as pets for a few days, then carting them off to the lab to die in the interests of science. And medicine. And health care. And treatment of disease. And my project.Or, short version: "Hi, I'm Bill Frist. I'm crazy, schizo, and I like to treat lab animals as pets before dissecting them. And I'd like to be your president."
"It was, of course, a heinous and dishonest thing to do, and I was totally schizoid about the entire matter. By day, I was little Billy Frist, the boy who lived on Bowling Avenue in Nashville and had decided to become a doctor because of his gentle father and a dog named Scratchy. By night, I was Dr. William Harrison Frist, future cardiothoracic surgeon, who was not going to let a few sentiments about cute, furry little creatures stand in the way of his career. In short, I was going a little crazy."
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